Former movie star and timeshare salesman Army Hammer He’s doing what many former actors and timeshare salesmen have done before: He started a podcast in which he talks about the vasectomy his mother had him get for his birthday. He’s not interested in beatings Allegations of sexual abuse gruesome enough for people to believe he was a cannibalHammer probably told a large audience: Armie HammerTime Podcast that his mother made him get a vasectomy for his birthday. Hammer’s mother, Dru, joined to discuss her son’s 38th birthday, when he was spayed.

Like every parent, Dru called his son on his birthday and asked, “Armie, what would you like for your birthday?” he asked. Being an unemployed actor and timeshare salesman who claims to be broke but is still a member of a wealthy familyhe replied, “I don’t know, maybe money. Whatever.” Boron ring! Dru wanted to give him something special: “I think I’ll give you a vasectomy.”

We will not tarnish the decision one bit. Getting a vasectomy was the best thing Armie Hammer has done since. Sorry to bother you. Today, Women’s health care is in jeopardy and the US faces a national abortion banMen must finally step forward and play a role in birth control. If people want to avoid unwanted pregnancies, they will have to plug the old vas deferens, especially if Trump moves ahead with Project 2025 plans to further restrict birth control methods. For too long, women have been poked, prodded, and pricked with birth control methods, from uncomfortable IUDs to hormonally chaotic birth control pills. Vasectomies are safe, effective and only slightly painful. More than 500,000 men have this minor outpatient procedure every year. So, while we support men playing a more important role in birth control, we think it’s a little odd (and dare we say, funny) that her mom would randomly suggest this as a birthday gift.

For the record, Hammer performed the procedure. However, he had the embarrassment of telling the receptionist that his mother would pay for the ligation of his sperm tube.

“He was looking down and (looked up) and said, ‘What?’ he said. “I continued, ‘Yes, my mother gave me this as a birthday present,'” he said. “This is where you can tell he’s heard something and say, ‘I never heard of it, what are you talking about?’ It was one of those things. So yeah, my mom made me get a vasectomy on my birthday.”

It certainly was.

(through Hollywood Reporter)