They say the teams take on the personality of their head coaches. They also say everything is very bad in Texas. We say things are bigger in Texas, especially the media coverage, and we’ve watched the Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys rivalry for so long that we believe the so-called ‘America’s Team’ has taken on the persona of its owner.

Like Jerry Jones, the Cowboys are rich, well-known and brash. And they never met a microphone they didn’t want to get in front of.

Did you hear? Micah Parsons is too injured to play football. He’s been inactive since Week 5, but it looks like his podcasting and vocal cords are working just fine.

We decided that Micah Parsons should change the name of his podcast. Edge no longer works. How about something more appropriate to the content of the show? ‘What do you think about the Philadelphia Eagles spending so much time discussing these?

Lose the blue. Paint everything Midnight Green because let’s be honest. Micah is obsessed with Philly and stressed about not playing there.

He constantly discussed the Eagles’ draft picks. This season alone, CJ Gardner-Johnson has received occasional offers, got CJ’s reply. And who can forget those times Darius Slay made a guest appearance?

However, there is a recent shot that we liked; A shot of him referencing Saquon Barkley and the stupidity of the New York Giants (his words, not ours).

He’s right, but he talked about the Eagles team for so long that he had to nail something at some point. What does this say? Even broken clocks are right twice a day.

Thanks Micah. Wildly missed Jalen Hurts theories dating back to 2022. However, as he mentioned, he and Saquon Barkley were teammates at Penn State. Dallas keeps losing, but who cares? He doesn’t seem to care about the players. If Micah wins this way, we can live with that.