A new Rocky mural has been painted a few doors down from where he lived in the movies. But don’t let me paint the picture, let the sweet voices of the Philadelphia Captain tell you:

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— Philly Captain (@philly_captain) November 5, 2024

“New mewrull!” God, I love this accent. This reminds me of Classic Italian from Wawa with soft pretzels and raspberry iced tea.

The “no litter” sign is objectively funny. A mural with a message. We need more of these, especially in Kensington, I must say Cap looks pretty neat where he is. Maybe the Mayor is cleaning this place up. Anyway, I’d like to imagine a blue-collar developer about to dump some residential junk across the street, until he looks up and sees the sun forming a perfect silhouette over Rock and Adrian in their loving embrace, and decides to illegally dump it somewhere else much. . There are more messages in the murals. We are a city full of them. Next time a Jalen Hurts goes up there might be a “No Smoking” or “Fuck the PPA” message. If I had the opportunity to paint a mural, I would raise awareness about “taking the dots” for Nick Sirianni. I’d probably place this on a wall so he can see it as he walks across the Walt Whitman Bridge on game day. Reminding him that any time you can go two points ahead in the later stages of the game, you should take advantage of that opportunity.

It’s better than the guy who goes around labeling everything “disorganized”:

I hate this man. It’s not even creative. He spray paints a word on the stupidest things, and it’s all over the city. As if there is no chance of doing everything. He must have copycats. That’s how much you see the word “disordered” on things in my neighborhood.

I’m more of a ShamCow guy anyway. Here is a talented artist:

ShamCone!
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Spotted in East Falls!
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