After what seemed like forever, it’s time for the Eras Tour to end. While the internet is full of theories on this subject The importance of the orange door and what does it all mean, I can only focus on one thing: Taylor Swift It’s coming to my city, Indianapolis, and I’m tired of being told I should appreciate it.

Taylor Swift is an icon, and the city is going out of its way to show that it’s honored to be chosen as one of the final stops on her iconic tour. That said, I’ve seen few presidents get less of a red carpet rollout than I did at this event. It’s not that I’m overly patriotic or anything, but there’s a weird energy about him coming that feels very off-putting to me. The city and the Swifties keep telling me that I should cherish and enjoy this moment, and honestly, I’m beyond tired of hearing it. As someone who is only vaguely aware of his music, I can only quibble enough to say that I have a hard time “shaking” his arrival, and I feel like I grew up in a mental hospital and I couldn’t last another hour there. We follow the reasons.

The amount of praise for Taylor Swift around town is borderline insane