So Election Day is a week away, and one way or another, someone is going to win this job. It won’t end in a draw like football or with the hottest abs at the Cancun competition I should have won last year. The polls are very poor right now, at least according to the lying, spineless bastards in the media. Because if you I compared the surveys According to common sense, you would think that we are in two different worlds. On the one hand, there is a celebratory atmosphere, on the other hand, pure bats, madness. How can a draw be achieved when one side acts so desperate? So we’re having fun, and they’re having fits calling you Hitler.

“America is having a panic attack because of the elections,” says the Wall Street Journal. Certainly. But is this really a two-way thing? It seems like we’re getting more polarized every four years. Damn, I remember the good old days playing men’s doubles with Randi Weingarten. Not anymore. So much hate. So what do we do when it’s over? How does a person come back? Is he calling you a Nazi? It’ll make your nephew’s bar mitzvah really awkward. Let’s say you support Trump and he wins. How will you react? You’ll probably brag a little. I’ll probably send the cast of The View a truckload of pigs for comfort food.

Maybe do the end zone dance. But you know, if Trump wins, there are going to be people who are seriously angry. Damn, they’re already marked. And considering recent history, it’s entirely possible they’ll riot if Trump wins. So I already got my grandparents on board. You Remember DC in 2017 When Trump took office and the next four years led to a long, nervous breakdown on the left? Ask the human tampon Tim Walz. For him, burning his city was seen as freedom of expression. His wife loves the scent, but that doesn’t mean much for her body spray. And we’re already seeing how liberals act when they think Trump might win.

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You know, literally yelling at a baby isn’t the kind of thing you do when you’re bored. confident of victory. Unless you’re going to pass the paternity test. But we see the same hysteria on television every day. Right, Whoopi?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: What we heard at that rally will be enough to shake people because he’s talking about you. He’s talking about you and us. He won’t say, you’re with the white man. I will keep you from being deported… No, he will deport you and put the white man with someone else, the man is out.

This isn’t crazy at all. Seriously, did someone go through his sack of oats? becomes equal It’s worse at Morning Joe and The View crash like a 20-foot septic truck crashing into a porta potty.

MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski: No one is allowing America to be thrown away. Yes. Puerto Rican Americans. Nobody can get a pass. Insulting people. Nobody can get a pass. Threatening their enemies with soldiers would be against them. No one can allow incitement to rebellion. No one can accept saying that they like Hitler and want to have generals like him. No one can accept insulting veterans and saying that those who died for our country are fools and pathetic; Except for convicted felon Donald Trump.

He needs permission to enter the psychiatric ward. These people are no good. And if they can’t cope now, imagine a week later. It’s a little sad that all we can do is hope that this liberal madness won’t be too bad this time. But what about the other side of the coin? What if Kamala wins? Well, liberals have less to worry about for us. January 6 was a one-time event. Unlike the endless turmoil of the Democrats during the Trump years. By the way, Kudlow’s tip for investing in plywood actually worked.

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Of course there will be a lot of grumbling, and I said so. But the panic has less to do with Trump supporters and more to do with the other side. If Trump loses, God forbid, you, the audience, may be upset and have a hard time, but you will always recover because your life is a priority. Don’t forget this. For you, family, friends, God, work, politics are below that. But for Democrats, politics trumps everything. That’s why Democrats say: They would never date someone from a different political party. This is good. Most Republican men don’t like women with penises. Most.

For Democrats, politics has contaminated every aspect of their lives. And if you believe that power underpins all behavior, which is the ideology of the left, then even friendships are based on interaction. They diminish the real world because they miss other people who are not like them. They learn nothing but hate. But you treat politics differently. You treat him like a trash can that you pull out of your closet every few years, and you keep him away from the kids, away from public gatherings, and never, ever take him to work.

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January 6 aside, Republicans know how to have a good time. Lively rallies, funny memes, relentlessly free speech. We even changed Joe’s name to Brandon. This sucks. This sucks for him. He was already having a hard time remembering his real name. Either way, we’ll figure it out It doesn’t matter who wins. The President is not America’s king, and we are not his or their subjects. Whether we lose or win, this message is loud and clear.

Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. (Photo illustration) (Fox News)

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The media, the bureaucrats, the corrupt institutions, the elites have realized that we have their numbers. And I expect that number to be bigger than theirs next week. But if not, that’s okay because we’re just warming up.